Listen, I apologize for the plane problems, I can’t do anything about that. But I’m going to drive this thing like a corvette to make up lost time.

And he totally did. Probably the fastest I’ve ever landed in a plane.

Also TOTALLY IN MISSOURI ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD

Fuck Delta Air. The flight attendants don’t give a fuck how long we’ve been waiting for this damn plane, they keep smiling and pushing back our boarding time. We don’t care about a little A/C, I’ll be uncomfortable for two hours just get be back to Missouri and out of this stupid state.

Thank god this flight is a short one. I’m not against yelling at an infant. Babies don’t like planes. Don’t make us put up with your dumb kid’s crying because you don’t know how to make it stop.

I’ve been flying long enough where that is an extreme annoyance, and an easily avoidable one. Fuck you, Delta Airlines. Fuck you right in the plane.

Just landed in Memphis, a bit earlier than intended. Only got a few hours of sleep, and I have a two and a half hour layover, but it’ll be totally worth it in a few hours.

I had to tell someone, I can’t keep secrets. My little brother turns 21 on Tuesday, so I of course had to come surprise him. Anyway. That’s happening now. Red eye flight.

broodingsoul:

Can we just talk about how this happened on SNL last night?

Best part of SNL last week

So I didn’t make callbacks for The Voice.  After a few hours of waiting around and moving from holding room to holding room, they took my group of ten artists and one girl’s mom into a little room with a judge.  He was sitting about thirty feet away from us, and we were split into two sets of five chairs, facing each other.  One by one, we stood up, sang one verse and one chorus of a song, then sat down with no remarks from the judge, just soft clapping from other competitors.  I sang Britney Spears’ Hold it Against Me, and personally thought I sang it really well.  In my mind, eight of of the ten people in my room had fantastic, moldable voices.  But when the last person had performed, he simply said, “there is a lot of potential in the voices that I heard today. That being said, it is the third season, and the bar has been greatly raised.  Today we’re not going to call back any of you, but we hope you audition again next year.”

So that was it for that audition.

But then yesterday we decided to go to Disneyland.  It’s been a weird past three days.

broodingsoul:

OMG, SHELDON <3

OMG, ME!

So yesterday I had an audition for a fantasy full-length film. It seemed to go really well, even after they initially told me that I was too tan to play the character they called me in for. But after a monologue, they jumped all over me, making me read for a different character (that they haven’t begun casting yet). At the end of the audition they told me that they were going to call me back for that role when they cast it, as well as another role. Oh yeah, they also noticed that I didn’t have an agent so they asked if I’d be interested in meeting one of their agents.

ALSO today I’m auditioning for The Voice. I’ll let you guys know how that goes.

Life’s pretty good right now.